I like da booty and some other stuff I guess. Thank you for your time.
I wish more people would realize that there’s a difference between being a good character and being a good person.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
we all have a favorite eyebrow
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it
the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”