I like da booty and some other stuff I guess. Thank you for your time.

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cerezsis:

I wish more people would realize that there’s a difference between being a good character and being a good person.

siempresefiel:

just died

trans-par-en-t:

made transparent by trans-par-en-t

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

Tyler “i love chord progressions and my mom” Joseph

catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”