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chestercheeze:

Looked out the window and immediately had to go and take a picture

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

rogha:

o-my-boys:

No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

That moment you wake up and go to get out of bed, but your body’s just like…

officialundertaker:

mikalhvi:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted?

proBAB LY

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

I hope one day
Your human body
Is not a jail cell,
Instead it’s a sunny
2pm garden with daisies
Thriving because of
Self love.
Alexa Evangelista, you deserve better (via vodkakilledtheteens) ←

holyhells-rising-demon:

batterwitchofhope:

Supernatural needs a genderbend episode

With Amber Heard as Dean

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and Missy Peregrym as Sam

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and Zooey Deschanel as Castiel

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I want a canonical genderbend episode and nothing you say can change my mind

No but think about it! They’re hunting some seriously powerful witch and in order to get them to back off she turns them all into women. This could happen!

polarrize:

I’m actually nobody’s first choice and let me tell you how great that feels

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tumble-duh:

theludicrousrival:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

These parents make my heart melt

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”